Floatation Device?
POSTED AT 08:17 AM
I just went to Costco. I happened to be in need of tampons and I figured why not buy in bulk. I'm young and fertile. I'll definitely need all of them eventually. Drove home in the pouring rain. When I got there I was too lazy to carry an umbrella and my box of groceries. (Costco doesn't believe in bags, I guess) As I was walking across my apartment parking lot in my work heels, slipping and sliding in the puddles, I couldn't help but assume that if there were a flash flood, I'd be safe. ;-)
In other news, I'm married! And it's really awesome!! Hallen 4-ever. <3